Survival Lands was taken down in July of 2024.
The reason does not matter, it was an old site, and at some point, it was bound to crumble.
Carol Parks?
Who is Carol Parks?
Why is Carol Parks?
Most importantly, where is Carol Parks?
Carol Parks, come back!
Come back, Carol Parks!
Carol! Carol Parks! Come back!
Come back, carol parks
Carol parks come back
You must come back, Carol Parks.
Come back, Carol Parks.
You need to return.
Come back please
carol you need to come back or bad things will happen
Come back, carol please come back thanks
Carol Parks might not be a real person
We should stop asking where Carol Parks is.
That doesn't mean we should stop asking
"who"
Actually nevermind we should keep asking where carol parks is because if you ask enough times then someone will get annoyed with you and tell you the correct answer at some point
Where's Carol Parks?
Where's Carol Parks?
Where's Carol Parks?
Where's Carol Parks?
I'm annoyed
I'll just tell you the answer now
I'm joking:
Nobody will ever tell you where carol parks is
Carol parks is imaginary
That was the joke
Just kidding
Just kidding
Just kidding
Just kidding
Just kidding
If you say "Just kidding" again i swear to god
"Just kidding"
Ok that's it
That's the end
All done
Goodbye
This is stupid
You can have at least 57 more megabytes of RAM if you close this tab, you know
Just saying
Can you like close it now please i don't want you to see what's about to happen
Please?
Ok fine it will happen right here
This page is a linking string, oh my god
I'm going to practice typing the letter A
AAAAAAAAAA
I'm so good at typing the letter A now, I have had so much practice
You know, I actually lied when I said "All done" and "Goodbye"
There's a lot more left, really.
Carol Parks is a real person. Maybe? Actually, yes? Well, no...
Carol parks is real
Carol parks is fake
Let's use a flower to find out.
The flower has 27 petals.
Okay, I picked the first petal. That means Carol Parks is real.
Now I picked the second petal. Of course, that means Carol Parks is fake.
Onto the third one, picking this petal means that Carol Parks is real.
Okay, fourth petal now. If I stopped here, it'd mean Carol Parks is fake. The flower has 27 petals, though, so I have to pick each every each one single one of those petals.
Now that I've picked five petals, Carol Parks is real
Oh, I guess that was a lie. I have picked six petals. Carol Parks is fake now.
Just kidding!! I picked seven petals. Carol Parks must be real then?
Ok, now I picked eight. Carol Parks is fake.
Of course, picking nine petals off of this flower, Carol Parks is real again.
With ten, an even number of petals being picked, Carol Parks is once again fake.
If I pick another, which I have done, there will be eleven petals picked. That would mean Carol Parks is real.
I have picked twelve petals now. Carol Parks is, once again, fake.
I love picking flower petals to solve problems. Now that I've picked thirteen, Carol Parks is real again.
Okay, okay. Fourteen is a number. Carol Parks is fake again.
AHAHAHAHA!! Just kidding! Carol Parks is real! I picked fifteen, if you couldn't tell.
Well, actually, sixteen now. I picked another petal off of the flower. What do you mean which flower? This one, right here! Anyway, sixteen means that Carol Parks is fake.
I've actually picked seventeen, as of writing this. That means Carol Parks is real.
No, wait.. I picked another one. I picked eighteen in total. Carol Parks is fake, again.
Woah, nineteen petals!! That's an odd number, so Carol Parks is real!
Aw, man.. I picked another one. Now we're at twenty. I knew I shouldn't have done that! Well, now Carol Parks is fake again. Oops.
Wait, don't worry! I picked another petal! Carol Parks is real, again, and I've picked twenty-one so far. Are you still with me? We have six more petals to pick.
Okay, now we're at twenty-two. That would obviously mean Carol Parks is fake, then.
Ah, once again, I've picked another petal. We're at twenty-three in total. Carol Parks is real, now.
Hey, do you have another flower? We're almost out of petals and I want to keep playing this game. Yes? Awesome! How many petals? Twenty-four? Great! Oh, oops, before saying that number, I picked a petal off of this flower again. Carol Parks is fake now.
Don't worry, we've got three--wait, two left. I wonder if Carol Parks is real or not? Whatever.
Well, according to me picking this petal, Carol Parks is once again fake. Just two left now. We've picked twenty-six.
Okay. Last petal now.. Carol Parks is real? Woah, neat!
Hey, that flower doesn't have twenty-four petals.. it has twenty-five! You liar, I'm going to send you to jail where you will be kept forever!
Keep your flower. I can't use flowers from liars. They're cursed.
Go away.
Please?
You are still here. For what reason are you still here? You're being annoying and disruptive.
Stop wasting your electricity rendering this page. Go do something else.
Seriously.
I'm just going to kick you out of here.
Did it not work? My boot must be broken.. I need to buy a new one.
HA I AM THE KICK BOOT THAT MAKES YOU DIE